I don’t think anyone would argue that cleaning your butt after dropping a deuce, using only toilet paper, is an effective method. It is simply impossible to thoroughly clean your butt this way. Since I don’t like to walk around with a dirty butt, I had been searching for a more effective method for quite a while.
Since Bidet’s are not commonly used in America, our only other option has been to use flushable toilet wipes. These do work pretty well but they have some negatives, such as, they are costly, they get used up quickly, and they aren’t biodegradable so they can clog up septic tanks and sewer systems.
After some testing, I’ve concluded, the best type of product is one that you apply to the toilet paper so there is no additional waste and so you get more product for your money. As for the product itself, it needs to be thick enough to stay on top of the paper. One of the products I tried called Bidelegance, almost met the criteria. It was described as a “foam” but was actually like applying sudsy water to the toilet paper. Because the solution was so thin it quickly absorbed into the paper and caused it to dissolve so it didn’t allow for proper cleaning.
The best butt cleaning product I have found that meets these criteria is called Soothe n’ Wipe. Soothe n Wipe has a cream like consistency so it doesn’t soak into the toilet paper. It has a pleasant smell, is gentle enough not to irritate, but still is an effective cleanser. If you are currently only using dry toilet paper to clean your bum then I assure you, you will notice a dramatic difference after using this product. My butt feels much cleaner throughout the day since I’ve started using this product and I will never go back to using plain toilet paper again.
Here is a list of people that might benefit the most from this product:
- People with hemorrhoids know that it is especially important to keep that area clean in order to prevent a flare up. Using Soothe n Wipe has helped me reduce the intensity and frequency of flare ups.
- Anyone who values their personal hygiene and doesn’t like doo doo stains and itchy butt.
- Anyone who participates in an activity where you don’t want another person to smell your stanky ass, such as wrestling, Jiu-Jitsu, or sex.
- Parents who want to teach their kids how to keep a clean butt.
The best way I have found to use this product is to clean your butt as usual using dry toilet paper. Once you think you’re bum is clean, you apply a small amount of Soothe n’ Wipe to a fresh pad of toilet paper and then you wipe your butt with that. You will instantly notice that your bum was playing a trick on you and it was not actually clean! Repeat this process until your bum is clean again. If you think you would enjoy having a cleaner butt, then I suggest giving this product a try. I think once you do, you will never go back.
At the time of this review, this product has 49 reviews and 4.5 stars, a better review than any of it’s competitors.